helenarickman: Hermione Tootin' Granger (SnowCakeAlan)
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I was in a mood last night. Totally silly and focused on the phallus. I blame [livejournal.com profile] too_dle_oo.

One dear friend posted she had bad-girl thoughts of Snape in a kilt against the wall being pleasured by Hermione. I commented that a god might hear our plea.

A god didn't, but a goddess did. [livejournal.com profile] mywitch's Oh Helena, one really mustn't rely on gods for those sort of things. Maybe Zeus would do it...

...maybe even I would, in exchange for a nice Snape Wank-a-Thon....reply?


So, the birth of another comment community, [livejournal.com profile] snapewankathon has sprung from my loins onto your flist. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I want this to work out like the Summer of Snape comment fest. I think I'll allow this to run through October 31st.

If anyone is talented or charitable enough to make a banner, I would adore that. I would adore you promoting this anyway you want. I'm going to turn off the moderated comments, but if anything is posted involving underage, I'll have to delete it. You've got to tug and pull what you can!

Date: 2016-09-20 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mywitch.livejournal.com
HOLY CRAP! YOU ARE GODDESS! SO EXCITE!

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Date: 2016-09-20 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com
Lol! Now there truly is a fest for everything! :)

Date: 2016-09-20 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
I'm going to dig through your stuff at some point and find a drawing of our guy with his hand firmly in place. Or you can post one as a comment!

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Date: 2016-09-20 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lenaa1987.livejournal.com
OHHHH LORDY

Date: 2016-09-20 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
I'm not certain the Lord has anything to do with this :)

Date: 2016-09-20 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com
*Raises hand* Does auto-fellatio count as wanking? Asking for a friend.

Date: 2016-09-20 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
Sure you are.
How is that possible? If it can be done, this comm will take it!

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Date: 2016-09-20 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mywitch.livejournal.com
It absolutely counts. A friend told me.

Date: 2016-09-20 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theimpossiblegl.livejournal.com

No you aren't, you perv 😜

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Date: 2016-09-20 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toblass.livejournal.com
I go away for a few hours to babysit 12/13 year olds who act like Kinders, and this is what I come back to????

Date: 2016-09-20 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
You come back to Kat wanting to find out "for a friend" *cough* *cough* if auto-fellatio is accepted.

Date: 2016-09-20 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mywitch.livejournal.com
Just a quickie before I head out to the parking lot freeway...

Date: 2016-09-20 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
Aw, the feather! This was a good one! It could use a squid, maybe.

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Date: 2016-09-20 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com
French Tickler Snape!

Date: 2016-09-21 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com
*Raises hand again*

My friend also wants to know if fingering your prostate counts as wanking.

Date: 2016-09-21 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toblass.livejournal.com
You have interesting...friends.

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Date: 2016-09-21 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
If it brings pleasure in an auto-erotic manner, then yes!

Date: 2016-09-21 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mywitch.livejournal.com
Pssssst, Kat - can you find out if fucking half a watermelon is allowed?

Date: 2016-09-21 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toblass.livejournal.com
Why only half a watermelon?

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Date: 2016-09-21 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
I believe this falls under the category of auto-fellatio. One must clean up one's sticky mess, so Yes. Bring on any sweet, sticky fruit.

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Date: 2016-09-21 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hbart.livejournal.com
You all are totally making my night! Smoking hot pics AND amusing commentary is the greatest thing ever. Don't stop!

Date: 2016-09-21 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
You are welcome to join the party!

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Date: 2016-09-21 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snapebraille4tu.livejournal.com
These comments have made me laugh so hard!!!! Y'all are nuts and I adore you!!!!!!!!!!
If Snape shows up wearing those silky knickers whilst wanking I surely won't complain. You know, from this:
http://one-bad-man.livejournal.com/655538.html
([livejournal.com profile] mywitch I have felt that length alllllll damn day)
💜

Date: 2016-09-21 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
Oh, do come and play with us! You can drop a prompt or comment anytime you want!

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Date: 2016-09-21 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragoon811.livejournal.com
YESSSSSSSSSS! Good! Excellent!!

Um I may have started the one I mentioned already.Oops.

Date: 2016-09-21 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenarickman.livejournal.com
A lot of the blame is smack on you.

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Date: 2016-09-21 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mywitch.livejournal.com
Lord have mercy! This has been the funnest afternoon/evening I've had in a while! I feel like I won the Wank Lotto! Thank you for putting it together, [livejournal.com profile] helenarickman, and thanks for the inspiration, [livejournal.com profile] dragoon811, and the reminder that this is my favorite thing ever, [livejournal.com profile] too_dle_oo!

Fandom really IS the best, yeah?

(check out the official page here: [livejournal.com profile] snapewankathon!)
Edited Date: 2016-09-21 04:45 am (UTC)
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